The Amazing Llama Nation - We Pwn Your Ass!

Ooooooooooorgle! Let shine your inner llama with the Amazing Llama Nation! We're an adult online gaming community whose origins trace back to 2005. Why llamas? Because they are AWESOME!

We started competitive gaming with the Half Life 1 modification Day of Defeat but we now take part in many games and endeavors both online and offline. Pull up a chair, crack one open, and shoot the spit with aLn. Enjoy your stay and see you in game!

We Are Recruiting

Does your online gaming experience feel a bit impersonal?

Tired of pubbing alone?

Do you seek better cooperative play?

Then maybe the Amazing Llama Nation is right for you.

Find out more inside.

May 22, 2016, 08:20:04 PM by Athrun
Views: 49 | Comments: 1

Hey guys I was gonna be playing a lot of Overwatch and I figured I would invite anyone who wants to play with me. It might be my main game and I wanted to get a group of guys together and play often.

Send me a friend request on and we can play if anyone is interested.

lets pwn
May 04, 2016, 01:52:17 PM by tranquilgnome | Views: 170 | Comments: 3

Alias: TranquilGnome
Age:18 now :D
Games of interest: CSGO, Battlefront, Battlefield, Path of Exile, Diablo 3, any of the other counter strikes, Dark Souls 1 and 3, Team Fortress, DoD
Do you have microphone?: yes
- If not, how soon?:
Who referred you (if anyone)?: A long time ago, in a land far away, I was but a wee lad, (I still am.) My dad, AmazingLLamaOfDoom, referred me.
Prior gaming community experience (if any)?: det0x, aLn, various realism units in DoD:S, various Diablo 3 clans, Umbra Exiles for PoE
Why are you interested in the Amazing Llama Nation?: I remember you all, even if you don't remember me, from the times me and my dad had with you all on left 4 dead. I know I stopped coming on mumble, but it was hard for me, living in EST, to get on when you all were on in PST. But, now, I'm a senior in high school, about to wind things down, and I want to relive those memories I had with you guys with my dad, even though he isn't here. Dunno how many of you all still play, but it'd just be an honor to be a rightful llama, I suppose, now that I am able to comprehend how much this clan meant to my dad, and to me. I've been trying to get around to doing this, but I haven't had the right feeling about it, I suppose, as I didn't want this to simply be about just my dad and trying to reignite old memories. I want to make some with you all, more than I already have.

April 10, 2016, 01:48:49 PM by akvvirus
Views: 283 | Comments: 2

On behalf of my fiancee and I would like to thank the llamas for our engagement gift given to us from Surfer. He told me how much more exciting its made things for him and his wife that he wanted to make sure I would experience the same joy he does.

Thanks again llama nation.
March 25, 2016, 07:06:26 PM by DeusMachina
Views: 199 | Comments: 1

Someone's moving in on our post-apocalyptic disco-music-video market!

March 15, 2016, 04:08:28 PM by Beer
Views: 286 | Comments: 3

I am speaking to you today from high atop the Llama Throne, deep within the bowels of Secret Llama Site 18, adjacent to Wahib's Cash and Carry Liquor Lotto Tobacco Grotto and far from the reach of our nation's enemies. Thank you for joining me today.

I was recently bestowed with the highest honor granted a Llama, because I accidentally level capped Battlefield 4 before everybody else: The vaunted Shit Bucket. I would like to thank God, my team here at Site 18, as well as all of our Llamas around the globe for their support and encouragement. Without you, I am nothing. But most of all, I would like to thank one Llama, who's tireless dedication, masterful craftsmanship, and astonishing kindness and generosity embodies everything the Llama Nation strives to be. Unfortunately due to security concerns I cannot name that Llama, but I can say that their name starts with "A" and ends with "gSurfer".

Today I would like to share the contents of that Shit Bucket with you all.

For the young Llamas that would like to see how the battle station of a Shit Bucket award winner is laid out, take note:

Many of these elements came from Surfer's Shit Bucket Award Package (SBAP).

The Bucket:

The Award:

A poignant reminder of my Llama family, tastefully framed:

A stylish chapeau and tee, in the fashion of the Llamas and marked in striking color:

A parcel of extremely high-grade crystal methamphetamine, cleverly disguised as portable toilet deodorant:

I am glad to say that the Device works beautifully as intended; I have not left my station for forty-three hours. See how pleased I am to employ it for the first time!

With eternal gratitude, SBAP Award Recipient, Beer Joshua Kony, Llama.

* Recent Posts

Re: Overwatch by akvvirus
[May 23, 2016, 12:09:14 PM]

Overwatch by Athrun
[May 22, 2016, 08:20:04 PM]

Re: I'd like to be a Llama. by Beer
[May 11, 2016, 04:57:59 AM]

Re: I'd like to be a Llama. by AgSurfer
[May 05, 2016, 10:57:03 AM]

Re: I'd like to be a Llama. by Steau
[May 04, 2016, 08:45:12 PM]

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