The Amazing Llama Nation - We Pwn Your Ass!

Ooooooooooorgle! Let shine your inner llama with the Amazing Llama Nation! We're an adult online gaming community whose origins trace back to 2005. Why llamas? Because they are AWESOME!

We started competitive gaming with the Half Life 1 modification Day of Defeat but we now take part in many games and endeavors both online and offline. Pull up a chair, crack one open, and shoot the spit with aLn. Enjoy your stay and see you in game!

We Are Recruiting

Does your online gaming experience feel a bit impersonal?

Tired of pubbing alone?

Do you seek better cooperative play?

Then maybe the Amazing Llama Nation is right for you.

Find out more inside.

April 10, 2016, 01:48:49 PM by akvvirus
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On behalf of my fiancee and I would like to thank the llamas for our engagement gift given to us from Surfer. He told me how much more exciting its made things for him and his wife that he wanted to make sure I would experience the same joy he does.

Thanks again llama nation.
March 25, 2016, 07:06:26 PM by DeusMachina
Views: 120 | Comments: 1

Someone's moving in on our post-apocalyptic disco-music-video market!

March 15, 2016, 04:08:28 PM by Beer
Views: 204 | Comments: 3

I am speaking to you today from high atop the Llama Throne, deep within the bowels of Secret Llama Site 18, adjacent to Wahib's Cash and Carry Liquor Lotto Tobacco Grotto and far from the reach of our nation's enemies. Thank you for joining me today.

I was recently bestowed with the highest honor granted a Llama, because I accidentally level capped Battlefield 4 before everybody else: The vaunted Shit Bucket. I would like to thank God, my team here at Site 18, as well as all of our Llamas around the globe for their support and encouragement. Without you, I am nothing. But most of all, I would like to thank one Llama, who's tireless dedication, masterful craftsmanship, and astonishing kindness and generosity embodies everything the Llama Nation strives to be. Unfortunately due to security concerns I cannot name that Llama, but I can say that their name starts with "A" and ends with "gSurfer".

Today I would like to share the contents of that Shit Bucket with you all.

For the young Llamas that would like to see how the battle station of a Shit Bucket award winner is laid out, take note:

Many of these elements came from Surfer's Shit Bucket Award Package (SBAP).

The Bucket:

The Award:

A poignant reminder of my Llama family, tastefully framed:

A stylish chapeau and tee, in the fashion of the Llamas and marked in striking color:

A parcel of extremely high-grade crystal methamphetamine, cleverly disguised as portable toilet deodorant:

I am glad to say that the Device works beautifully as intended; I have not left my station for forty-three hours. See how pleased I am to employ it for the first time!

With eternal gratitude, SBAP Award Recipient, Beer Joshua Kony, Llama.
March 15, 2016, 01:34:22 AM by Recon7291
Views: 110 | Comments: 1

Had to extract some gear before the server restart and got caught in a little bit of heat.

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March 11, 2016, 06:35:36 PM by X-quiSite | Views: 185 | Comments: 5

I got the email about Doom and thought I'd swing by seeing as it's been forever, literally. Very sad to hear about this.
On another note, how is everyone? Can't wait to hear from you guys!

* Recent Posts

Re: Engagement Gift by akvvirus
[April 12, 2016, 09:45:56 AM]

Re: Engagement Gift by C5H8NNaO4
[April 11, 2016, 03:01:42 PM]

Engagement Gift by akvvirus
[April 10, 2016, 01:48:49 PM]

Re: RIP Amazing Llama of Doom by Psychoduck
[April 01, 2016, 08:47:53 PM]

Re: Robo-ass by GeePuS
[March 26, 2016, 06:21:21 AM]

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